Jordan Laws

Lookin like a FOOL with ya pants on the ground

2010-01-16T12:00:00.001-08:00

Pants On The Ground American Idol Remix by Jordan Laws & Danny Diggz Video Edit from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

PC vs Mac....its all about the ending

2009-12-29T07:35:00.001-08:00

Little asian PC girl vs. MAC parody - watch more funny videos

Stop Being Such A Pussy

2009-12-16T10:02:00.000-08:00

Once Again Quality Programing goes to the UK Market...Right along with Never Mind The Buzzcock, this will be another BBC i'm going to have to download

When the Cream hits your face!!

2009-12-01T09:06:00.000-08:00

Holly Weerd-Weerdo

2009-11-28T19:17:00.001-08:00

Womack & Womack Teardrops

2009-11-22T19:13:00.000-08:00

This is one of those songs I wish I was or can become capable of writing. This sounds like a vocal up version though for some reason. I remember not hearing the leads soo much on the vinyl version. Either way an amazing song

Sarah Palin Tells the Truth

2009-11-20T10:05:00.001-08:00

I really hate this dumb bitch

Sarah Palin Tells the Truth - watch more funny videos

The seed 2.0 acoustic.

2009-11-20T02:16:00.000-08:00

This record is hands down one of the most criminally slepted on records ever!. I don't understand why the labels never pushed this...anyway anytime anywhere anyhow I play it. It always works!! This is an acoustic version I just found so check it out..

Manny Pacquiao is a machine!!!

2009-11-16T23:11:00.000-08:00

This man is not human. I don't understand how the hell right after a fight, Pacquiao then proceeds to go and perform at his own concert. After a FIGHT!! They had to drain the blood out of his ears,once he was good he then went on stage and did his thing to a sold out show!!

Classic House Record.

2009-11-16T08:14:00.000-08:00

In 97-98 I was still mostly into strickly hip hop but I did have an urge to get more uptempo dance records. I recall going into downtown records and buying a 20 dollar import of Stardust "Music Sounds Better With You" without having any knowledge of how big a record it was going to be. THe other purchase that day was this now classic tribal house record....Women Beat their men.

500 flavors of Soda...

2009-11-15T18:07:00.000-08:00

I have to say up until recently I never noticed I was an avid soda drinker....Pepsi was my cola of choice. I am trying my best to stop but I must say after watching this I am thinking about trying some of these cool flavors. Maybe from now on ill only drink glass bottles from now on! Also I really do think I want to get away from High Fructose Cornsyrup

This is the place to get in LA. I have to take a trip here next time im out there
http://www.sodapopstop.com

There is no embed link for the video so please click here

http://www.wimp.com/sodaflavors/

Sand Art

2009-11-14T22:01:00.001-08:00

I remember getting like the little bottles at fairs but these are just on a whole other level of art.It's like you really only have 1 shot with this stuff or else it's ruined

Youtube Exposed (Chi City Mayne)

2009-11-14T05:42:00.001-08:00

I can say Chi City is officially my favorite internet voices. He is 100% honest and real!!

Gaga & Walke & Cartmen (Jordan Laws Remix)

2009-11-13T10:34:00.001-08:00

Gaga & Walken & Cartman Pokerface from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

Our Morning show fashion, their morning show fashion

2009-11-11T08:04:00.000-08:00

It really amazes me how much different cultures can be. Its like everytime I turn on telemundo, bamn hot half naked spanish girl and then a overweight 40+ guy in a cowboy hat with the girl all over him.

Timbaland - All Y'All - Feat. Magoo & Tweet

2009-11-10T18:59:00.000-08:00

Such a great track to use if your an opening DJ. Its just one of those tracks people kinda forgot about but still have a bouce to it so the club wont feel dead at 11. Sync is a little off...peep the Bubba Sparxx cameo at 2:10 ha

dj jazzy jeff on jimmy fallon

2009-11-09T06:00:00.000-08:00

I think Jeff is the BEST DJ to EVER do it. For real the fact that he has been in it for soo long and is sooo humble. And he still sounds fresh. I know a lot of Djs around his age dont have that cutting ability or making it sound clean. Jeff is just outstanding!!! I dunno 1 Dj that isnt in love with this dude!!!

Dicktowel

2009-11-07T04:56:00.001-08:00

Being such a fan of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The fact that they did an episode mentioning the dicktowel and then making an actual website. Outstanding, one of the best episodes of the season!!

HLLWN VIDEO MIX

2009-10-20T07:25:00.000-07:00

This is my first "themed" video mix. Short sweet and to the point.

HLLWN Video Mix from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

The Mclaren F1...

2009-10-12T14:21:00.000-07:00

This is hands down, uncontested, undisbuted THE best Super car EVER MADE!!!! Everything about it SCREAMS perfection. I am a supercar enthusist and if I had my choice....the f1 takes the cake (sorry koenigsegg, I still got love for you) The Power, the styling, I mean how many production cars do you know that you can sit in the center seat? Exactly!!...hard to belive this car came out over 15 years ago and looks like it can compete with cars released this year. Anyway here is Leno taking it for a drive

Not 1 but 2 Lamborghini's damaged...

2009-10-08T06:17:00.000-07:00

I have to say out of all the bands, Jamiroquai doesn't get enough props here in the US. I know overseas they are gigantic but here all anyone knows is he dance scene from Napoleon Dynamite and that cool virtual insanity video with the moving floor(which did win video of the year). I love how Jay Kays voice meshes perfectly with the nu disco dance sound of the band, maybe they can do some more stuff in the states!. Anyway check out this story about how not one but TWO Purple Special Edition Lamborghini Diablo Lightweight 30th anniversary damaged during the making of one video.

MTV sex in the 90's The Dog bros from long island

2009-10-04T07:41:00.000-07:00

Too bad they didnt post the whole episode... What is missing from this video is the guys are spraying themselves with about 50-100 squirts of Cologne. I remember imagining to myself how much they must reek and if that actually works.(of course I tried it I think I was 14 at the time) The next day at school all everyone said was how much I smelled like polo sport ..... Anyway all things aside, the styles might have changed but the game is pretty much the same. (minus the actual writing down of phone numbers)

ODB being himself....

2009-10-04T07:32:00.000-07:00

Props to the whole crew and John Norris for his patience. Anyone who ever had to work with ODB behind the scenes knew how he was. He wasn't trying to be difficult he was just being him and always wanted to be authentic above everything else.

Laidback Luke makes heat in bedroom studio!!

2009-09-29T06:24:00.000-07:00

This goes to show you, you don't need a million dollar set up or even a 10,000 set up to make amazing music. I really like this guy and his production and whole style of DJing house music is Ill!!! if you ever get a chance to see him live I suggest you do.

Guido Beach, This always makes me laugh

2009-09-02T11:45:00.000-07:00

DJ Runnin Things Blends

2009-09-01T09:12:00.001-07:00

Prior to Ableton doing mashups (blends is what they were really called and I do really like the word blends but ill save the semantics) were a pain in the ass. One of the blend records that always stood out to me was DJ Runnin Things. These blend records were really produced rather then just a live turntable blend. What I always loved about Runnin Things mixes were how he/she(I never met the dj so I don't know) would change beats every couple of bars, and the mixes clean, never sloppy and often scratching in the next beat. I can say that my style of making remixes was influenced by Runnin Things records, he/she made a bunch but the one that really stood out were the Groove Theory Tell Me mixes as well as Soul 4 Real If you want it. These were soo big they were regular staples on FunkMaster Flex Street Jam Show in the 90's. I remember the day I was actually able to get these at Rock N Soul...I was in LOVE. Anyway I want to share these with you and I put on the buju Banton mix on there for good measure as well.

Dj Runnin Things Blends by JordanLaws

Adam Goldstein aka DJ AM 1973-2009

2009-08-30T14:17:00.001-07:00

It has been 3 days and I am still in disbelieve. I want to speak more on this. He changed the way DJs play and are looked at. He was talented and hardworking and regardless of what others thing how he got famous he was always just DOPE to me.....I have more to say its just my mind can't process it so it will take some time before I can....I am so glad to have lived in a time when he was alive and thanks for all he did for us as DJs but more so as people

Umm what hotel is this???

2009-08-23T07:24:00.000-07:00

Classic record, this always works in NY as one of those joints Dj's forget to play but still works.

But seriously whats the half naked women to men ratio in that hotel and what's the waiting list to get a reservation there?

Night Man Cometh live !!!

2009-08-21T08:30:00.000-07:00

I am a fan of Always Sunny In Philadelphia (if you don't know the show it's like seinfeld on crack, a bunch of self absorbed dimwitted skeemsters) anyway If you are familiar with the show you know the play they did last season with dayman and nightman. Well they decided to take the actual play on the road!! The whole cast of ASIP is playing here in New York next month. I am excited I hope I can get my hands on some tickets.....anyone got a hook up at the beacon theater?

Day man AOhHHHHHH, !!!!!

And the beat goes on....... I'm using this for some mix...

2009-08-17T01:06:00.001-07:00

And the beat goes on!! Macho Man was on blow. Sad Side note, Macho Man's main squeeze was Miss Elizabeth, and she died on an overdose in 2003 :(

The worlds first Womens MMA fight

2009-08-16T14:52:00.000-07:00

I mean on paper this sounds scary, but it's actually entertaining. Now when are we gonna get the celebrity version of this? thats all every form of entertainment winds up becoming anyway

the celebrity version. My first bout would be anyone vs Octomom.

Video Projection Wall

2009-08-15T22:15:00.001-07:00

It's really amazing how far advanced Video Projection Technology has come. This reel really gives me an idea for some amazing show ideas. Imagine having an artist

perform outside of a building using something like this? ,,,,hmmmm

ha ha I love it

2009-08-13T08:14:00.000-07:00

One of the best hip hop/r&b fusion Albums in a while...

2009-08-09T15:10:00.000-07:00

I will admit Fab never really stood out at me as like a guy who's album I was really anticipating. But on this one he really sealed the deal and made a consistent album. Of course the lead single "throw it in the bag" is Fabs standard formula {pick current hot r&b singer +fab+metaphors+mid tempo updated r&b beat=great radio record} Joints on there to check, of course the Jay Z record "money goes, honey stay" some other gems on there "makin love" w/Ne-Yo, Pachancha. But it really is an album you can listen from beginning to end and then choose and pick from there. He really nails the Intro...damn. If I can find an acapella for Throw it in the bag I am doing a uptempo remix with a video! My only problem with the video is it doesnt end right, I gotta holla at the director because it confuses me. Other then that a soild 8.5/10

Yes YEs!!!

2009-08-05T22:59:00.000-07:00

Top Gun=Stuggle between Hetero and Homosexuality

2009-08-05T11:14:00.000-07:00

30 seconds in, did he really just imply to drink the mopped up soda ??

2009-08-03T20:35:00.000-07:00

Zach Galifiankis Killed it on Conan

2009-08-01T14:43:00.000-07:00

Shatner interpets Palin Speech as a poem

2009-07-31T12:15:00.001-07:00

This is the Eminem I know!!

2009-07-31T12:00:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Aniston in a TV show that should have never even been made

2009-07-31T01:13:00.000-07:00

And lets go to the videotape....

2009-07-31T01:12:00.000-07:00

here ya go the video tooo

The Kinks you Really Got me REMIX from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

The Kinks You Really Got me Remix

2009-07-28T21:28:00.001-07:00

Video Coming soon. I tell ya the kinks were soo slept on with the british invasion. I hear there is a documentary trying to be made about re-uniting them...we'll see. In the meantime enjoy this remix. I really love how crispy the snares came out :)

The Kinks You Really Got Me (Jordan Laws Remix)

Im sure this is what the ying yang twins had in mind when they wrote whisper song

2009-07-28T20:21:00.000-07:00

When the Ying Yang Twins wrote Whisper. Im sure this is the exact target audience they had

The Hangover A/V Remix

2009-07-27T10:04:00.000-07:00

This Movie was Hilarious. Now the Highest Grossing R rated Film of all time. Knocking out the 25 year record set by Beverly Hills Cop

The Hangover A/V Remix by Jordan Laws from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

Urkel

2009-07-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

Remember when everyone though Jaleel White was dead? Strange I think it went soo far he had to go online and tell everyone he wasn't. Anyway this dance probably made him wish he was.

Classic 80's b movie

2009-07-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

Classic 80s's movie, take a look at 1:40 mark you can see the engine all possessed like. This movie has all things 80's written on it. Terrible Acting,

Teenage kids that act and look 25. Charlie Sheen getting the girl and of course...Sherilyn Fenn. The car was some dodge concept mid engine dual 4 cyclinder. I dont know much about cars, but I know I wanted it when I was a kid!

Hey, I say HEY.....

2009-07-10T13:11:00.001-07:00

So I guess I look at enough blogs I should start posting more. I will attempt but I can't make any promises, maybe it needs to be like the Jerry Seinfeld way of "not breaking the chain" method

http://www.devondelapp.com/media/cal_chain_card_2008.pdf

Well im off, working on more edits. I was kinda drained after finishing "fit to fill" it was all the ideas I wanted to do for the past couple of years and I finally just stepped up and did it. I'm proud of it but now its time to move on, I always wanna try and change and just put out the best music and art possible. Time to make the donuts!

Fit To Fill

2009-06-08T17:45:00.000-07:00

Fit To Fill from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.

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http://www.mediafire.com/?dnjw0lg3yyk